MyProfileStory.com Safety

MyProfileStory.com aspires to be an environment where people can interact safely with their friends and the people around them. In reality, like all social network sites, we say that, but truly these exist primarily for flirtation purposes and attention, as well as marketing and using your info to try to sell ads. We have implemented many safety and privacy controls on MyProfileStory.com as part of our goal to enable people to share their information with only the people they want to see it, though there is always a way for someone to give false information or trick you into giving them access, hence you are a fool if you post any personal information you do not want strangers or people you don’t really like, but because you are naïve and “too nice”, you let them be your friend anyway, then complain when they call you or show up at your door when you provided that information on your profile in the first place. It will be YOUR fault.

We need all users to report suspicious people and inappropriate content they encounter on MyProfileStory.com. We strongly encourage users under the age of 18 to talk to their parents or a responsible adult immediately if someone online says or does something to make them feel uncomfortable or threatened in any way. You should ask your parent or guardian why they are allowing you to even have an account on a social network site in the first place, when it’s just a haven for trouble and sex.
Remember that although using fake names is a violation of the MyProfileStory.com Terms of Use, people are not always who they say they are.

You should always be careful when sending friend requests to, or accepting friend requests from people you do not know in the real world.  Of course just because you know someone, doesn’t mean you should talk to them online, yet everyone has so many friends. In real life do you hang out with someone just because you sort of know them? NO! Why would you do it online? It’s not any safer.
Always follow these important safety tips when using MyProfileStory.com (AKA: The “Duh, I’m an idiot and need to be told what to do” rules).

• Never share your password with anyone
• Adjust your privacy settings to match your level of comfort, and review them often
• Be cautious about posting and sharing personal information, especially information that could be used to identify you or locate you offline, such as your address or telephone number
• Do not flirt with someone you don’t in fact like, because they WILL believe you.
• Try to stay away from phrases such as “LOL” and smiley faces, they will ruin your ability to laugh and smile. This is a fact. Like how your parents used to say if you make a funny face it will stay that way, same goes here, too may LOL’s and you will NEVER LAUGH AGAIN.
• Do not post pictures of yourself that make you look sexy. Why else are you doing this but to be hit on by strange perverts and people who know you, yet if they try to ask you out now or make a lewd comment you are offended. Well what did you expect genius?
• Do not claim you are only using the site to “keep in touch with people”. We all know if you have a page, and update it, write comments etc, you do it because you want extra attention. You’re attention whores! All of you!
• Don't say you're over 18 if you're not (unless you want to be on “To Catch a Predator”).